Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Day 44 – Dundee, OR (Day 2)

It’s sunny and pleasant today.

Retraining Day
We'll undoubtedly look back on today as our "Retraining Day”. 

Let’s set the stage for an explanation ...

* Lucy is a precocious, 4 year old granddaughter.
* William is an energetic, 2 year old grandson.
* Father is out of town for a family project.
* Mother needs to be in a conference in the morning and teach in the afternoon.
* Out-of-practice grandparents have just arrived.
* Assignment: watch the children until late afternoon and do a few other chores.

Can you see where this is going?

Lucy helps Dick with a project.
Lucy teaches us how to tell the difference between
Eggs n' Bacon, Pork Chop, Sausage and Baby Back
The deck is big enough to
 escape grandparents.

Chore 1: Provide water for the chickens and turkeys
It’s too far for William to walk … Mom: take him in a stroller.
OK, let's go!
Don’t know the way … Mom: have Lucy show you the way.
Two chickens are running loose … Lucy: it’s OK, Mom & Dad let them.

Chore 2: Gather today’s eggs … Mom: there are containers up there.
Grandmother: There weren't any there.

Chore 3: Goat escaped from the pen.
Grandfather chased him/her back under the fence.
OK, OK, I'll go back.

Chore 4: Take children to lunch … Grandmother’s idea.
There’s no room in the car … Grandfather stores stuff under the trailer.
William plays with greasy hitch … Grandfather cleans him up.
Not sure of family diet rules … Grandparents ignore them.

Chore 5: Put William down for a nap
He’ll have no part of it … he wins.

End of day:
Dad comes home from out of town earlier than planned.
Mom comes home from teaching later than planned.

Everyone is happy! Whew! 

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